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“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.

“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”

“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a

“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.

“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”

“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”

“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”

“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.

“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”

“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”

“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.

“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently

“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”

“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”

“You grew on me like Harold.”

“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)

“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)

“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?

“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”

“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]

“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”

â€œIâ€™m sorry you donâ€™t like Harold on my face… Perhaps youâ€™d prefer him in between your thighs?â€

â€œForget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.â€

â€œI bet I can make you wetter than the fandomâ€™s post-Reichenbach tears.â€

As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky blogger like me?A more importan

bbcsherlockpickuplines: As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video! The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky

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